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I enjoy pie.

Bradford, Ohio, USA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Aug 2015

    A new follower of my Twitter feed? Thinking of following me? Here's a handy guide to how I use the service.

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  2. 7 minutes ago

    Nice!

    Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of October: 6 Top Picks
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  3. 27 minutes ago

    I mean, either the books sold out quickly, which is good, or MY INEVITABLE DECLINE INTO IRRELEVANCE HAS BEGUN, which, eh, it was bound to happen sometime.

    Checked at the Denver airport to see if stealth signed some books. THEY HAD NONE OF HIS BOOKS. This is a crushing lapse for Denver travelers.
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  4. 37 minutes ago

    (checks schedule) (sees pickup from hotel tomorrow is at 5:45AM) (begins to rage AT THE IDIOT WHO PICKED THIS FLIGHT) (remembers it was me) (calms down) (then punches myself in the face JUST ON ON PRINCIPLE)

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  5. 1 hour ago

    YES COME SEE ME CHICAGO YOU WANT TO SEE ME HUMILIATE MYSELF WITH AN ADORABLY TINY STRINGED INSTRUMENT AND MAYBE TALK ABOUT WRITING AND STUFF

    TONIGHT! Hey Chicago come hang out with us and John Scalzi for his new book . Books will be sold and signed, and word on the street is will possibly sing an 80s pop song while playing a ukulele...for real. Get your tickets here:
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  6. 2 hours ago

    Here I am again.

    the tunnel at O'Hare.
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  7. 3 hours ago

    Almost there, Chicago.

    the city skyline.
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  8. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Humble Bundle’s GET THE VOTE OUT! bundle includes RESIST! Tales From A Future Worth Fighting Against:

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  9. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Voters please check candidates' voting records before voting. It's all online. So many are promising one thing in TV ads while voting in the complete opposite direction (ie- pre-existing conditions). Don't let them play you. It's a bit of work but democracy is worth it.

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  10. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
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    My Twitter did a thing. :) In my headcanon, is on the same flight ranting in back, but hopefully it's a peaceful flight for ya.

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  11. 5 hours ago

    WAIT SOMEONE IS BEING UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS NOOOOOO TAKE ME INSTEAD DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PHOTOGRAPHER OF CATS AND BURRITOS

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  12. 5 hours ago

    WHAT I'M IN A MIDDLE SEAT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM I WAS UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS ONCE

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  13. 6 hours ago

    Traveling (especially constantly, like when I'm on tour) makes me feel endlessly hungry. Does this happen to anyone else?

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  14. 6 hours ago

    UGH FINE (sets down chainsaw)

    I just discovered that my reading at on Wednesday is one day after makes his appearance. People in the Raleigh-Durham area should go to both! (And personal memo to John Scalzi: please don't trash the joint.)
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  15. 6 hours ago

    It's never too late. Books are on your schedule and happy to be discovered whenever you find them.

    I know I'm about 13 years behind schedule, but I finally started Old Man's War by . Fun read so far!
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  16. 6 hours ago

    EARLY VOTING COUNTS

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  17. 6 hours ago

    Today's poll: Are you, a citizen of the US, going to vote on Election day, November 6?

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  18. 6 hours ago

    I'm very excited to be making my first public appearance in the great state of West Virginia at the ! Please come see me this weekend!

    Hey Charleston, are you ready for the ? All your favorite authors will be there - , , , and more! Read all about it
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  19. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Hey! + me. This weekend.

    The Texas Book Festival is this weekend and will be there!!!
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  20. 7 hours ago

    Caught a sundog.

    rainbow colors in the clouds.
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  21. 8 hours ago

    On the way to the airport.

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