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I enjoy pie.

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    John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 20 Jan 2017

    Cucking it up.pic.twitter.com/TuyY3va8bP

    4:10 PM - 20 Jan 2017
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    45 replies 24 retweets 461 likes
      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        The prostiuites in this hotel are really at the bottom end of acceptability scale.

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      1. Scary Whitta‏Verified account @garywhitta 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        ICHIBAN!pic.twitter.com/J6P4rFjwTH

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      1. John Argh isn’t a Halloween name‏ @JohnArgh 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Jesus. What was in that last burrito? Smurf meat?

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      1. Nosfedoru  🦖 lysine contingent‏ @th1rt3en_TM 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        🤔pic.twitter.com/7AfRZ8ff2f

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      1. wiredog‏ @KitCase3 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Not your color, I'm afraid. Something a bit lighter perhaps.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Clytemnestra P Snek‏ @NessieSnake 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @KitCase3 @scalzi

        I was thinking a nice gloss magenta?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Herne‏ @Herne 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        I think you used too much blusher on your cheeks…

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      1. Chuck Wahl‏ @Mogloth 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Troll game on point. Well done.

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      1. Zelmel‏ @Zelmel 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Dear god. Nightmare fuel. Why isn't this marked as potentially sensitive material?!

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      1. Ken Prescott‏ @KenAbides 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Dude, you're more fucked up than a football bat. And Redshirts was badly-done fanfic.

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      1. Patrick Richardson‏ @PatrickRichar33 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Yeah, we kinda already knew that about you...

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      1. Andrea Blythe‏ @AndreaBlythe 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Haught

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      1. Boo Boo Boo  🎃 🍁 ⚰️‏ @MistressSatan 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        that's a pretty blue/purple shade!! A++ choice

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      1. Chris Noto‏ @chrisnoto 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Matching nails? 😉

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      1. Shauna, The Neurodivergent Crafter‏ @generalbullet 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        that's a good look for you!

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      1. jhante‏ @jhante 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Oy

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      1. Friday's Children of the Candy Corn  🌽 🎃 🌽‏ @Fridays_Child 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Glamtastic!pic.twitter.com/2QjHQQGOOA

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