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    1. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017

      1. Incidentally, it's a thing with alt-right types to try to run down my marriage, ie, HOW DARE YOU BE BESOTTED WITH YOUR WIFE YOU BETA CUCK

      43 replies 30 retweets 395 likes
      John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017

      2. And it really just makes me giggle. Yes, you sad little boys. I'm married to a strong awesome equal partner, for 21 years now. How awful!

      2:01 PM - 17 Jan 2017
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        2. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          3. I mean, honestly. I'm not sure how HA HA LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO DELIGHTS IN HIS MARRIAGE is supposed to be an insult. To ME, anyway.

          18 replies 18 retweets 290 likes
        3. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
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          4. Mind you, if being happy with my wife sends them into paroxysms of fury, well, I guess that's a bonus? But otherwise: Silly little boys.

          10 replies 10 retweets 266 likes
        4. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          5. In sum: Yeah, being married to my wife is super-fabulous. I'd do it again in a heartbeat, any day of the week. And twice on Sundays.pic.twitter.com/oWnjs0DXdY

          29 replies 9 retweets 473 likes
        5. Roon Mian (he/him)  🇩🇪‏ @RoonMian 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          Who is that guy in the picture with the hair and the one chin? :D

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        6. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @RoonMian

          Stunt double.

          1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
        7. Roon Mian (he/him)  🇩🇪‏ @RoonMian 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          Like how Willem Defoe needed a body double in Antichrist because his penis was just too big?

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        2. Murmur of Shadows‏ @MaevesChild 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          I'm particularly fond of some of the replies to this that explain wanting your wife to be happy is the problem....uh what?

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. I.J. Yelvington‏ @ivajyelvington 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @MaevesChild @scalzi

          She's not supposed be happy. She's supposed to be obedient. Someone needs to read Handmaid's Tale. That's a guide, yes?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Murmur of Shadows‏ @MaevesChild 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @ivajyelvington @scalzi

          I KNEW I was womaning wrong.

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        5. I.J. Yelvington‏ @ivajyelvington 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @MaevesChild @scalzi

          It's OK. Strangers on twitter are here to point out all of your mistakes.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Murmur of Shadows‏ @MaevesChild 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @ivajyelvington @scalzi

          Oh good. I'd hate to accidentally have agency over my own life.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Lisa Noble‏ @nobleknits2 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          woot! We celebrated 21 this summer, and feel the same way.

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        1. AnAmericanBear‏ @InquisitiveUrsa 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          Equal? Are you sure? (From what you've been saying she sounds rather superior.)

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        1. Colman‏ @colmanareilly 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          they're pathetic little worms, hopped up on hormones they can't control with hearts they can't understand. Pathetic.

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        2. Arivea waiting for An Absolutely Remarkable Thing‏ @AKA_Arivea 18 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          I've been happily living in common law for 18 years, together for 20. I'm a strong female with an amazing man.

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        3. McPundit‏ @BozoThePundit 19 Jan 2017
          Replying to @AKA_Arivea @scalzi

          how much do you lift?

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        1. Kevin‏ @KpHeaney 17 Jan 2017
          Replying to @scalzi

          and your daughter is pretty cool too. ☺️👍

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