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    John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017

    1. Incidentally, it's a thing with alt-right types to try to run down my marriage, ie, HOW DARE YOU BE BESOTTED WITH YOUR WIFE YOU BETA CUCK

    1:59 PM - 17 Jan 2017
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      2. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        2. And it really just makes me giggle. Yes, you sad little boys. I'm married to a strong awesome equal partner, for 21 years now. How awful!

        8 replies 21 retweets 408 likes
      3. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        3. I mean, honestly. I'm not sure how HA HA LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO DELIGHTS IN HIS MARRIAGE is supposed to be an insult. To ME, anyway.

        18 replies 18 retweets 290 likes
      4. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        4. Mind you, if being happy with my wife sends them into paroxysms of fury, well, I guess that's a bonus? But otherwise: Silly little boys.

        10 replies 10 retweets 266 likes
      5. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        5. In sum: Yeah, being married to my wife is super-fabulous. I'd do it again in a heartbeat, any day of the week. And twice on Sundays.pic.twitter.com/oWnjs0DXdY

        29 replies 9 retweets 473 likes
      6. Roon Mian (he/him)  🇩🇪‏ @RoonMian 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Who is that guy in the picture with the hair and the one chin? :D

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      7. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @RoonMian

        Stunt double.

        1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      8. Roon Mian (he/him)  🇩🇪‏ @RoonMian 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Like how Willem Defoe needed a body double in Antichrist because his penis was just too big?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        Interesting counterpoint to those who were upset with Amanda for being besotted with Neil. Someone who isn't me could write about it

        3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Charlie Stross‏Verified account @cstross 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @StevenBrust

        .@StevenBrust @scalzi I suspect these dudes have no first-hand experience of love or long-term relationships. Just 2nd hand from the media.

        8 replies 0 retweets 50 likes
      4. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @cstross

        Okay, to be honest, it would be sad if I actually cared about them. @scalzi

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Charlie Stross‏Verified account @cstross 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @StevenBrust

        You probably should care about them, because these emotional castrati fuck things up for the rest of us. @scalzi

        6 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      6. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @cstross

        .@cstross Also, Emotional Castrati is the name of my Thrash/Rockapella band. @scalzi

        0 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
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      2. eBOOOOOma‏ @enuma 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @tunacandoak

        You know that the whole alpha/beta theory is based on unrelated wolves forced together in captivity, yes?

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      4. Stringer In a String Band‏ @jbwhelan 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @tunacandoak

        Dude, you are so hilariously fragile. CRY MORE EMO KID. @enuma

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. TRUTHPASTE‏ @SupahSpankeh 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @jbwhelan @tunacandoak @enuma

        Arf. I thought the beta trope had died out with everyone but /r/incel Guess a few adherents remain.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Stringer In a String Band‏ @jbwhelan 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SupahSpankeh @tunacandoak @enuma

        I figure they're still upset about the whole VHS thing. Good god I'm old.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. TRUTHPASTE‏ @SupahSpankeh 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @jbwhelan @tunacandoak @enuma

        Holy christ, old tech pun is old tech pun

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. SuperDuperHat‏ @Popehat 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scalzi

        You're supposed to sort of like her, like your favorite porn site or your favorite waitress. Don't get carried away. It's unmanly.

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