urine for a treat!
Been out to dinner and a movie, I guess I should check on what's new with Trump. (Reads Twitter) (Sets down phone) (Screams forever)
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sorryyyyy
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I came back from wine and yoga to this. May I offer you leftover brain bleach?
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PLEASE YES
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I'm so sorry I logged into twitter today.
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Most days recently, alas.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Do you feel like you need a...continuous stream of warm water?
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STAAAAAHHHHPPPPP.
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We live in a golden age.
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A golden age of golden showers.
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He full of piss and vinegar - but they forgot the vinegar.
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oh cmon. This is TRUMP. Were you AT ALL SURPRISED there was something like this in his closet, uh bedroom, oh right BATHROOM?
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I would wager a thousand dollars that there's worse.
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No gambler worth anything would take that bet.
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I am curious on the over under on impeachment now.
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Trump would have to literally piss on a Senator's forehead before they... they... um...
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Early days. I wouldn't rule it out yet. Which in of itself is kind of sad.
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when I realized I wouldn't be shocked if he had abused his 16yr old daughter...
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that was my "where's the anti-freeze" moment. Now I must go to reddits board of scamperbeasts
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