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I enjoy pie.

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    John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 24 Dec 2015

    Today Krissy is making dinner for a dozen people. I am the errand boy. This is an appropriate division of responsibilities.

    7:26 AM - 24 Dec 2015
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      2. Alice Taylor‏ @wonderlandblog 24 Dec 2015
        Replying to @scalzi

        @scalzi I'm making dinner. Cory's BLOGGING. Pfft. Thanks to you all for the lovely Poe gift btw <3 <3

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      3. John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 24 Dec 2015
        Replying to @wonderlandblog

        @wonderlandblog You are most welcome!

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      4. Alice Taylor‏ @wonderlandblog 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi I hope all our paths cross soon, we miss you guys x

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      1. Bonerva McBonagall  😼‏ @experiment801 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi Tomorrow my husband will make dinner for 9 people. I will be fighting my kids over #BB-8s remote. RESPONSIBILITY IS OVERRATED.

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      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi Ahh but who is the sauce taster?

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      1. Hellster56‏ @hesster56 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi One might even say a "human division" of responsibilities.

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      1.  💔Outrage du jour‏ @opiejeanne 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi I am only making desserts for 14 this year, my husband is errand boy. I think he likes being sent out to get stuff I forgot.

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      2. Wade Watts‏ @Parzival_99 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi same...but snuck out to see Force Awakens again!!!

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      3. xmasberry‏ @xmasberry 24 Dec 2015
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        @Parzival_99 some errands just can't wait.

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      1. Robert J Fandom‏ @TotalFandom 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi Well done, farmboy. If you keep saying "As you wish." She'll eventually hear "I love you." And love you back.

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      1. Lee Parker‏ @lclaytonparker 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi Each to their own ability?

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      1. EvilJohn Carnage‏ @JohnCarney 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi your job is also to tend the dishwasher

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      1. Leonard C Suskin‏ @Czhorat 24 Dec 2015
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        @scalzi Are you certain she isn't expecting too much of you?

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