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    John Scalzi‏Verified account @scalzi 10 Apr 2020

    John Scalzi Retweeted Jeff VanderMeer

    Once again THE MAN is trying to CONFINE us with his petty RULEShttps://twitter.com/jeffvandermeer/status/1248687411078586368 …

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    Jeff VanderMeerVerified account @jeffvandermeer
    A small request. A tiny request. PLEASE STILL WEAR PANTS WHILE OUT IN YOUR YARD. THANK YOU. That is all.
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    • Cass of the Forest Dougbeard 🇺🇸🗽🦅 TheknighwhoSaidKnit Elliot B Vaxxed But Still Antisocial 🖖 RodneyReindeer HurogMissesHiddenAlmanac Marsha_R @ 🏡 Camilla
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      1. Johanna Levene‏ @aftheaded 10 Apr 2020
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        Underpants are still pants.

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      1. rich‏ @libfr33 10 Apr 2020
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        And I thought this was America!

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      1. John Porter‏ @el_maletero 10 Apr 2020
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        We had a neighbor who did yardwork in his underwear. Let me be clarify: he worked in his yard wearing *only* his underwear. It was not ideal.

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      1. Jesse  ⭐ ⭐‏ @Emerald0013 10 Apr 2020
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        #TeamNoPants for LIFE!!!!

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      1. Wesley Chu‏Verified account @wes_chu 10 Apr 2020
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        Last time I checked, @jeffvandermeer, this is America!

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      1. Rafe B.‏ @etcet 10 Apr 2020
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        @jeffvandermeer Whose yard is this? I think I know. No fucking clue where his pants are, though. Good fences make good neighbors.

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      1. Mike Selinker‏Verified account @mikeselinker 10 Apr 2020
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        Still?

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      1. Dromeda‏ @dromeda 10 Apr 2020
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        My house is thisclose to instituting a "boxers ARE NOT PANTS - you must wear a lower covering in addition to your underwear" rule

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      1. Matt Phelps‏ @mwlphelps 10 Apr 2020
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        What are pants... really... but an INSTRUMENT OF OPPRESSION??!!

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      1. Matt Skywalker‏ @Jedi_Adopted 10 Apr 2020
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        PANTS ARE OPPRESSION!

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