John ScalziOvjeren akaunt

@scalzi

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Bradford, Ohio, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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  1. Update: back home now. Sugar is fine. Everything is fine. Only 40% chance of finding poop in my shoes later.

    Sugar, back at home.
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  2. Guess who made me dismantle my bed in order to grab her and get her into the cat carrier and over to the vet.

    SPOILER: It was Sugar.
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  3. That was three political tweets in a row, so here is a cat as compensation.

    Spice, looking unimpressed.
  4. 5. velj

    My morning was spent listening to 's new album "The World at Night," and it made me happy and sad and reflective all at once, which is a lot to ask of a Wednesday morning, but there it is. It's just lovely. Here's the title track. Enjoy.

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  5. 4. velj
    Odgovor korisnicima

    "Cyberman" is taken, though.

  6. 4. velj

    "Lock In" eBook is $2.99 today so it's gotten a nice sales boost, and Amazon has it as its #1 "Cyberpunk" SF novel at the moment, which I wouldn't have thought to classify it as. I think I need an independent ruling on this one. (Also, uhhhh, ebook's on sale today, folks.)

    Screenshot of Lock In at #1 in "Cyberpunk Science Fiction."
  7. 4. velj

    Too much 'nip, y'all.

    Smudge, looking completely stoned AF
  8. 3. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  9. 3. velj

    Today's burrito: boneless chicken wings, Lil' Smokey sausages, nacho cheese dip, BBQ sauce. Simple. Timeless. Classic.

    The burrito in question.
  10. 3. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  11. 3. velj

    Also, good morning, Twitter, and have a happy Monday. Here is a picture of a cat.

    Sugar, looking pensive.
  12. 3. velj

    Important news about me that you should know!

    "FYI, that Scalzi guy is an insufferable male feminist.  He thinks that taking the most 'woke' position absolves him of the sins of being a straight white male.  Anything he writes can best be ignored."
  13. 2. velj

    So, this article: was plagiarized by its "author" (actual author: ) and the site where the plagiarism was posted has this as its fair use notice. Pro tip: magical thinking about copyright law does not excuse either plagiarism or theft.

    This is a not-for-profit site. It contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available for educational purposes as part of our efforts to advance understanding of human rights issues and other matters of political, cultural and humanitarian significance from a global perspective. We believe this constitutes ‘fair use'
  14. 2. velj

    Also I AM NOT A BOT probably

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  15. 2. velj

    Got my new t-shirt from yesterday and I have to say I'm feeling pretty snazzy in it. You can get your own at . This is not a solicited advertisement, I just like the shirt and the people who make it.

    Me in a t-shirt that says [verily, a catawampus!] on it.
  16. 2. velj

    I've updated my "Notes for New (and Potential) Twitter Followers" to include this bit on how I use quote tweeting. If you want to see it in context with the rest of the notes, here's the link to the full piece: Also, this is effective as of immediately.

    "If you tweet at me, there is a chance I will respond with a quote tweet, which will air your tweet to my full followership. If you are not comfortable with that possibility, I would suggest not tweeting at me."
  17. 1. velj

    Meanwhile, it's been a lazy day here at the Scalzi Compound.

    Zeus and Sugar on the chaise longue, napping.
  18. 1. velj

    And now, for no reason other than I was curious what it would look like, an orange wedge illuminated by my phone's flashlight.

    It glows! Orangely!
  19. 1. velj

    An accurate retelling of our conversation this morning.

    John Scalzi: what's your plan for today?
me: Well... laundry, dishes, clean the kitchen, straighten up the garage, crash cans for recycling, put the dehumidifier in the basement plus move the furniture for the electrician coming next week then shower and meet the girls for happy hour at 2.
John: ......I put on pants.
  20. 31. sij
    Merry and Pippin: "We've had First Impeachment, yes. What about Second Impeachment?"
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