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@scalzi

I enjoy pie.

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  2. 8 hours ago

    Seriously though, flossing really is a good idea, people. You should do it.

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    9 hours ago Louisville, KY

    So many people have been listening to The Beatles this week on Spotify that they've probably made, like, $10.

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  4. 8 hours ago

    A few further thoughts on being the ruination of the science fiction genre.

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  5. 9 hours ago

    OH MY GOD 2015 IS ALMOST OVER AND I HAVE THINGS LEFT TO D- no actually I pretty much finished everything WHOO HOO TIME FOR PIE

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  6. 9 hours ago

    Man, those three dudes are soooo pissed right now.

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  7. 10 hours ago

    TWITTER YOU WERE DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES AND I WAS WORRIED THAT THIS WAS IT AND THE ZOMBIES AND ALIENS AND THE NICKELBACK FANS WERE COMING

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  8. 11 hours ago

    Well, there's a craft to it. You have to start small and maybe just ruin a very niche subgenre. Build from there.

    Pretty dope that you can ruin an entire genre that has thousands of books that are available and will never ever go away. Teach me.
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  9. 11 hours ago

    I'll note the fellow whining I was ruining SF was also self-evidently racist and sexist, so I'm ESPECIALLY glad to ruin SF for that jerk.

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  10. 11 hours ago

    (To be fair to Reddit, someone there was merely excerpting the rant from elsewhere. It's not Reddit's fault! This time!)

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  11. 11 hours ago

    But, yeah. If you think I'm ruining science fiction you're just gonna have to suck on that shitsicle for another decade at least. Enjoy!

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  12. 11 hours ago

    IN THE END THERE WILL BE ONLY ME AND THE BONES OF THE GRANDMASTERS I'VE POOPED UPON or something really it's kind of confusing to me tbh

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  13. 11 hours ago

    ALL OF SCIENCE FICTION WILL FALL TO MY RUINATION WHICH CONSISTS APPARENTLY OF HAVING THE OCCASIONAL FEMALE CHARACTER WITH AGENCY

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  14. 11 hours ago

    Today I saw a rant on Reddit about me ruining science fiction, and I was all, "YES I AM AND I WILL RUIN IT FOR ANOTHER 13 BOOKS AT LEAST"

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  15. 11 hours ago

    I... I am ashamed that I laughed at this. Help me, someone.

    If there ever was a Harry Potter tribute band, would it be called the Rowling Stones?
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  16. 12 hours ago

    . "Okay, but what is your favorite extinction event?" "Uh... Cretaceous?" "TOURIST."

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  17. 12 hours ago

    The existential sadness of when you think you hear the UPS truck but it's really just the wind.

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  18. 13 hours ago

    I don't want to say too much more about it, but my official 2016 Worldcon bio includes mention of marshmallow.

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  19. 13 hours ago

    When you go outside to make sure the smoke you smell isn't coming from your own house (it's not) (it's from next door) (intentional)

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  20. 14 hours ago

    I've thought about this a lot and I've come to a personal decision on it: Calling those two-wheel thingies "hoverboards" is total bullshit.

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  21. 14 hours ago

    "You should eat an entire tub of butter just to see what it's like" -- the part of my brain I'm probably not going to listen to today

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