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A new follower of my Twitter feed? Thinking of following me? Here's a handy guide to how I use the service. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2015/08/17/notes-for-new-and-potential-twitter-followers/ …
5:01 AM - 17 Aug 2015 · Details26 retweets 161 likes
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Seriously though, flossing really is a good idea, people. You should do it.
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So many people have been listening to The Beatles this week on Spotify that they've probably made, like, $10.
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A few further thoughts on being the ruination of the science fiction genre. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2015/12/29/i-ruin-everything-but-mostly-science-fiction/ …
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OH MY GOD 2015 IS ALMOST OVER AND I HAVE THINGS LEFT TO D- no actually I pretty much finished everything WHOO HOO TIME FOR PIE
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Man, those three dudes are soooo pissed right now. pic.twitter.com/03OHrzkr3f
4:40 PM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details23 retweets 66 likes -
TWITTER YOU WERE DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES AND I WAS WORRIED THAT THIS WAS IT AND THE ZOMBIES AND ALIENS AND THE NICKELBACK FANS WERE COMING
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John Scalzi Retweeted Joe bielecki
Well, there's a craft to it. You have to start small and maybe just ruin a very niche subgenre. Build from there. https://twitter.com/NoiseMakerJoe/status/681978965779738624 …
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Joe bielecki @NoiseMakerJoe@scalzi Pretty dope that you can ruin an entire genre that has thousands of books that are available and will never ever go away. Teach me.18 retweets 107 likes -
I'll note the fellow whining I was ruining SF was also self-evidently racist and sexist, so I'm ESPECIALLY glad to ruin SF for that jerk.
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(To be fair to Reddit, someone there was merely excerpting the rant from elsewhere. It's not Reddit's fault! This time!)
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But, yeah. If you think I'm ruining science fiction you're just gonna have to suck on that shitsicle for another decade at least. Enjoy!
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IN THE END THERE WILL BE ONLY ME AND THE BONES OF THE GRANDMASTERS I'VE POOPED UPON or something really it's kind of confusing to me tbh
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ALL OF SCIENCE FICTION WILL FALL TO MY RUINATION WHICH CONSISTS APPARENTLY OF HAVING THE OCCASIONAL FEMALE CHARACTER WITH AGENCY
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Today I saw a rant on Reddit about me ruining science fiction, and I was all, "YES I AM AND I WILL RUIN IT FOR ANOTHER 13 BOOKS AT LEAST"
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John Scalzi Retweeted Lavie Tidhar
I... I am ashamed that I laughed at this. Help me, someone. https://twitter.com/lavietidhar/status/681967604672630785 …
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The existential sadness of when you think you hear the UPS truck but it's really just the wind.
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I don't want to say too much more about it, but my official 2016 Worldcon bio includes mention of marshmallow.
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When you go outside to make sure the smoke you smell isn't coming from your own house (it's not) (it's from next door) (intentional)
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I've thought about this a lot and I've come to a personal decision on it: Calling those two-wheel thingies "hoverboards" is total bullshit.
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"You should eat an entire tub of butter just to see what it's like" -- the part of my brain I'm probably not going to listen to today
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