Please tell me this is satire, the article is barely 700 words long, man 
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Sorry I'm far too busy to read this whole tweet can you summarize it in 5 emojis for me
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demanding all my communication be conducted by "blink once if yes, twice if no" for efficiency
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being an ally means taking a minute to decenter yourself and ask if what you are offering is actually helpful or intended to make things easier for you specifically which I think we can agree are separate things
End of conversation
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