Making EVA foam armor for my Slutty Stormtrooper uniform. This is me. This is my life now.pic.twitter.com/lCulvfWTjG
Philosopher-hacker. Sometimes theatre director. Making myself obsolete at @Metabase
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Making EVA foam armor for my Slutty Stormtrooper uniform. This is me. This is my life now.pic.twitter.com/lCulvfWTjG
4 hours of sewing later...pic.twitter.com/knecB64niy
"Aren't you a little slutty for a stormtrooper?"
Ok help me think of good pickup lines here, the Space Themed dance party is in one week and I want all the boys on the cruise to make out with me
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"I'm Luke Thigh-Cocker, I'm here to rescue you" I dunno nothing's really coming to mind here
"You're required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two m wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction"
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