Simon Bays

@SBays

London
Joined May 2014
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  1. 22 Feb 2016

    21 tests failing. "Okey doke, fixed the problem." 26 tests failing...

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  2. 20 Dec 2015

    ! @ Andorra- Soldeu

  3. 23 Sep 2015

    Watching some kind of Catalantomime ...

  4. 21 Aug 2015

    “Which is the worst kind of monger: fish, iron, rumour or war?”

  5. 19 Aug 2015

    INSTAGRAM: @realdetective51's post on Vine
    Part Chipmunk
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  6. 18 Aug 2015

    hey , Why can’t you run in a campsite? You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

    1 reply
  7. Retweeted
    5 Aug 2015

    "There are no lady goats, a lady goat is a sheep!"

    12 replies 320 retweets 592 likes
  8. Retweeted
    18 Jul 2015

    "Y'ello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

    40 replies 3,278 retweets 3,595 likes
  9. Retweeted
    15 Jun 2015

    "He said...it was just a name!" "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

    11 replies 935 retweets 1,369 likes
  10. Retweeted
    23 Apr 2015

    Just been informed by Scientology lawyers that Scientology is working on a documentary about me. Little bit excited; little bit nervous.

    746 replies 7,644 retweets 10,424 likes
  11. Retweeted
    15 Apr 2015

    This is real. just landed the world's first . 👊😱more at

    Backside 1800° Quadruple Cork
    59 replies 1,288 retweets 1,065 likes
  12. 3 Apr 2015

    UK’s myDogBuddy Merges With Spain’s Bibulu To Become Europe’s Largest Dog via

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  13. Retweeted
    1 Apr 2015

    One April Fool's Day my mum gave us orange juice mixed with milk. We were really little & were nearly sick. She still laughs about it

    4 replies 31 retweets 25 likes
  14. Retweeted
    6 Mar 2015

    What's the deal with airplane food? 1. Its usually called jet fuel 2. It doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel beams

    2 replies 95 retweets 229 likes
  15. 27 Feb 2015

    Mind blown by . Shit just got teal...

  16. Retweeted
    12 Feb 2015

    CSS only keyboard commands? Pretty neat.

    4 replies 41 retweets 59 likes
  17. 13 Feb 2015

    "The noise outside... is that a festival or traffic?" "That's Spain"

  18. 11 Feb 2015

    Instant dj skillz

  19. 20 Jan 2015

    "Whenever you go online, your computer is getting downloaded a virus".. well I had no idea. Thanks, stranger on the phone!

  20. 20 Nov 2014
    Replying to

    @Firefly05633 Hey David, have you looked on ? you'll find a loads of dog sitters near TW!

    1 retweet 1 like

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