Kelly

@saucy_dryad

Moderately Badass Erstwhile Jedi she/her forest witch

the dark and misty wilds
Joined June 2009

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  1. 8 hours ago

    Wow. WOW. Nature is amazing, and no little bit terrifying.

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  2. Oct 16

    Overheard, spoken (with considerable assurance) by a guy at a trail race two weeks ago and I can't stop thinking about it: "So Daedalus was the son of this guy Icarus..." No. Nope. And again: no.

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  3. Oct 13
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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 24

    airdropping this to the other suitors in odysseus's feast room

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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    Back in my day we didn't have "Uber." If you wanted to go home you had to cast the Ring into the fire and wait for the eagles to arrive

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  6. Sep 17

    Feeling glum? Watch reaction videos to the new songs, particularly Don't Shut Me Down*. All the chair dancing. All the joy. *yes, I've already learned it on ukulele. and yes, I chair dance while playing.

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  7. Sep 10
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  8. Sep 8

    Am cool with using Labor Day as a marker to start the Halloween season. Love what you love, friends! Celebrate however you wish! I'm sure y'all are equally cool with those who use the day after Halloween as a kickoff for the Christmas season. 🙂

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  9. Sep 2
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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 29

    If you saw it you’ll get it: if you finally baked the chocolate chip cookie everybody’s been clamoring for, why would you advertise it as a ‘Nilla Wafer?

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  11. Aug 20

    things I have misread over the past few days: ~1st Moth Free! (on a storage space; was actually 'month') ~FootTall Dad (on a bumper sticker with footballs for the 'o's) ~Ivan the Teakettle (on the You're Dead To Me Podcast; obvi it was 'Teapot')

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  12. Retweeted

    We are all in this together. Don't be a .

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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 11

    I’m not sure what to say about “long-term vaccine side effects” other than that in my career as a Pediatrician, I haven’t seen vaccines do anything “long-term” other than prevent people dying from Oregon Trail diseases.

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  14. Aug 12

    Late to the game because I wasn't watching in real time, but this is EXCELLENT. 💜💚💜

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    Aug 3
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  16. Retweeted

    What is better than one gold ? TWO !! 🇶🇦 🇮🇹 🥇 🥇

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  17. Jul 19

    I'm so tired of being disappointed by people I historically have no reason to expect better of. It's my own fault, I know. But also, please stop being terrible humans. FFS.

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  18. Jul 18

    This weekend I met a corgi puppy named Rowan and a duck named Winston so everything else is pretty much just a bonus.

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  19. Jul 9

    Me after episode 10 of The Bad Batch: I'm enjoying the show well enough. Me after episode 11: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg GIVE ME MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Jul 7
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