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I love when people tell me what I think should be funny so I know who to block.
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You can’t make this shit up.🤣
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You know you’re getting old when neighbors complain about the sound your metabolism makes when it shuts down.
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Is this better? (Vol 👆) 🤩
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dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called WHAT, THE FUCK, NEXT
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my father refuses to invite people over for dinner because “once you start that shit, they’re gonna wanna return the favor, and the next thing you know, you’re fucken friends.”
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The cashier at Chick-fil-A said it was her “pleasure” after I thanked her for my order so naturally I asked, “Is it? Is it REALLY, Darla?“ —And that’s how we ended up making memes together for zero dollars an hour.
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Make it staaahhhhpp 🙏❤️🌈
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All I ever wanted was a cup of coffee stronger than the word fuck.
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My dad changed his outgoing voicemail, telling people to send a text rather than leave a message because he’s got “better things to do with his time than listen to that shit,” which is how i know he’s my real father.
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This is terrifying. 🙏💔
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The eruption sent shockwaves all over. In this video you can even hear it blow by these people. Looks like they took the initiative to run to hopefully higher ground 
#Volcano #Tonga #HungaTonga #HungaTongaHungaHaapai #underwater #Tsunami #Tonga #Oceania #MotherNature
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I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM FOR SO LONG LMFAO
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and so i'm offering this simple phrase… to kids from one to ninety-two: your mom worked her ass off to make shit happen. give credit where credit is due.
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Come on, America. We’re better than this. 💔
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Delta flight from Tampa to Atlanta got crazy
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i’d give anything to be as old as i thought i was 20 years ago
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Cheers, y’all! Thanks for bringing Atlanta together again! ✊❤️
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THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
#BattleATL | #ForTheA
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What goes perfect with the weekend ??? ! That's right my hard seltzer is available across the US ! Find out where to get yours (with more coming soon !): drinkhells.com
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intermittent fasting? i just slept 7 hours without a snack what more do you want from me?
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I fucking hate this app so much, see you in 3 minutes.
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I have mad respect for people who know when to shut the fuck up.
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I’m pretty “TGIF” for someone who just gets up to go sit on “the good couch.”
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I’m woke up before the fucking alarm went off again years old.
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Don't tell me to calm down unless you want me to in fact, not calm down.
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one day we’re gonna have to talk about tiktok as a tool for unchecked misinformation
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The CDC says you can buy a Peleton bike without telling everyone
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Visual representation of the crypto market this week.
twitter.com/HumansNoContex
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Get married so your husband can pull socks out of his sock drawer and then ask you whose socks are these
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Do you think 2021 will chill if we start throwing melatonin gummies at it?
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this is one of those “maybe i should call an uber to take my kid to school” kind of headaches.
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I'd settle for knowing like 3 shades of grey.
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My neighbors act like they've never seen a grown man watering flowers in a speedo.
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My bathroom scales aren't really a dirty lying whore. I was just mad.
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Are you taking orders yet? Atlanta is under siege. 🐿
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Some squirrels stole my bird seed so I spent a year plotting my revenge.
LINK- youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8
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