Cassie Dean Montrose

@sassiestone

Accident-prone.

New York, New York
Joined October 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    21 Dec 2015

    I was asked to "be nice."

    1 reply 4 retweets 1 like
  2. Jun 5

    OH it's like that gravy got in my veins

    1 retweet 2 likes
  3. Jun 5
    Replying to

    We made this one instead and it was good but not great

    1 reply
  4. Jun 5

    Ugh Chef John is growing on me. We made swedish meatballs tonight and I wish we had used his recipe.

    2 replies 1 like
  5. Jun 5

    I want to know who decided that vision should be separate from medical. HUMBUG

    1 reply
  6. Jun 3

    I just have to see an instagram of someone hiking to start sneezing.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Real talk.

    101 replies 5,688 retweets 11,254 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    We stand on the shoulders of giants who bothered to login to StackOverflow and explain their problem in words easily indexed by Google.

    33 replies 2,058 retweets 3,930 likes
  9. Jun 1
    Replying to

    That was not enough love for Spicy Village.

  10. Jun 1

    yo, check this out

    1 reply 2 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 29

    I would literally rather rip my money to shreds and eat it like a salad

    You can now donate to a Mark Zuckerberg for President campaign
    13 replies 105 retweets 217 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Yep. Classic textbook BULLSHIT.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

    621 replies 11,117 retweets 56,996 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    If you're white & don't mind me talking about "white people," it's bc you know it's not about you. If you get mad, it's bc it's about you.

    127 replies 2,984 retweets 9,791 likes
  15. May 29
    Replying to

    Okay now my entire body REALLY hurts

    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    May 28

    3 replies 59 retweets 189 likes
  17. May 28
    Replying to

    My ENTIRE body burts by the way

    1 reply
  18. May 28

    🏇🏑👕 @ Virginia International Polo Club

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  19. May 28

    OH We'll figure it out! You, me, and Google.

    2 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 22

    WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...

    134 replies 19,793 retweets 67,923 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 19

    Honestly, this week in news would get its own "We Didn't Start The Fire" verse.

    6 replies 134 retweets 356 likes

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