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Conservatives when talking about economics: “You’re on your own, there is no society! Inequality is the price of freedom and glorious individualism” Conservatives on Culture: “One nation under GOD! Glory to our western culture and gender binary! Strength through unity!”

Demon: (appears) Cleric: This ... isn’t a good time. Demon: Entire Congregation: Demon: Yeah, no, I can see that. Cleric: Is there ... did you leave something at my place last night? Demon: Fuck’s sake, at least PRETEND to banish me. Cleric: Oh. Oh yeah! SHOO, NAUGHTY ONE!

She's been coding for longer than most programmers have been alive, so when she says comment your code, comment your damn code.

An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

Here's his https://m.facebook.com/ipwischinprberatung/ … page if you want to help warn others not to work with himhttps://twitter.com/cassie_complex/status/1223327363183759361 …

The retro tech and tech restoration part if youtube is a blessing upon my soul and they genuinely entertain me 7,000,000 times more than most live tv

Salgo su un treno per Pesaro. Nella carrozza entra una ragazza cinese. Una tizia esclama ad alta voce:"Ecco qua, così s'ammalamo tutti". La ragazza prontamente risponde:"A signò, guardi che io sono Scarlett Johansson!" Applausi

You know it's never good when a public health scientist starts off a tweet with "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD."

disabled leftists: there's a problem of ableism on the left abled leftists: nah lol you're just a wokescold *alt right joins in on ableist antisemitic campaign against prominent disability advocate* abled lefists: WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL IS ABOUT THIS PROBLEM

today on women's anatomy: do women have organs? the answers might just surprise you.https://twitter.com/ShitReylosSay/status/1219825461674553345 …

What are the rules for this category? If it's any% I think people are sleeping on the strat of just rapping the word "in" over and over and blazing past Em's record.https://twitter.com/DatPiff/status/1220019238338850819 …

what if a game had a pronoun option where you just typed the pronouns out, and there was a they/them/they're/theirs/themselves template above the text fields so you know what is what

overheard at the library old man: (deep sigh) well we gotta go back to the courthouse. this record says i’m deceased other old man: (deeper sigh) again?

you can say non binary is valid until you’re blue in the face but until you let go of your learned bioessentialism and stop inflicting binary narratives onto non binary people, those words are pretty empty