Escaped my other twitter account to have more fun here! 
I'm not sure what my husband is planning on doing for me on Mother's Day but I hope it's laundry.
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dreams, dreams..
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Keep on collecting dirty clothes...it's got to be the laundry!
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Right!?!?
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I'm with you
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I actually pray that my husband will say "the kids & I are leaving for the whole day!" but I don't think that will happen.
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It sounds like you need this for Mother's Day: https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Laundry-Fold-Yourself-Red/dp/B071XNLG8P/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1492802678&sr=8-2&keywords=laundry%2C+go+fold+yourself …
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Wait..... we only have to do laundry on Mothers Day?
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