Sarcastic Mommy on Twitter: "When you're a parent, sometimes you get to take mini-vacations. These are also known as trips to the bathroom without your child knowing."

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1. CoffeeNTrees‏ @CoffeeNTrees 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4 @TheMichaelRock
  
  Q: Mommy, why is dad always in the bathroom? A: because it's the only door that locks. #AtHomeDad
  
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1. Cindy #8645‏ @Cindycjax 1 Oct 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  @mommy_cusses This has literally NEVER happened to me. They ALWAYS know.
  
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1. #KeepAmericaGreat!‏ @Need_To_Fly 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  @rudy271 @DirtyVegas5 I thought of you!
  
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1. melissa‏ @mgat5 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  only to have them find u and ask the most random thing "mommy, do you remember my friend from the class I took 3y ago?"
  
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1. b fitz‏ @bigbobmf 8 Oct 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4 @Iam_heids
  
  don't forget to take the wine with you
  
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1. Brena Storms ‏ @grabthefish 29 Sep 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  @LoveNLunchmeat Do you time yourself to see how long before they notice & if you can beat your record? If not, you should.
  
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1. Marty Askew‏ @martyaskew 1 Aug 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  @HarmonyRambles I went to the toilet and a nerf gun bullet fell out of the toilet roll.....
  
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1. Melanie Mathews‏ @mrs3m 30 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  vacation? What is vacation? What does that word even mean?
  
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 30 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  Favstar Bot Retweeted Sarcastic Mommy
  
  Congrats on your 1000 tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/758677743055806464 …https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/758677743055806464 …
  
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  Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
  
  When you're a parent, sometimes you get to take mini-vacations. These are also known as trips to the bathroom without your child knowing.
  
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1. Craig Gerard‏ @CraigDGerard 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  or the time it takes to walk around your car after securing them in the car seat. #favoritetimeofday
  
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1. Mom For the Win‏ @MomfortheWin2 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  and yet I never seem to be able to sneak.pic.twitter.com/e6m9ZPxvvd
  
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1. Nia-Marii Bratton‏ @niabeatscancer 28 Jul 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  the story of my life lmao
  
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1. Kirstie‏ @Kirstieyf 18 Oct 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  to eat the chocolate srash behind the bath panel no one knows about
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1. clint carrington‏ @clint1964_80804 7 Oct 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  Sweety you look great and you've had 4 kids, wow
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1. Nancy Rydzewski‏ @Nancy_Rydzewski 27 Sep 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  we call those "poop-cations" in our house
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1. Jason Thompson‏ @artofdad 8 Sep 2016
  Replying to @sarcasticmommy4
  
  don't I wish! https://theartofdad.com/2016/09/08/me-time-interrupted/ …
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