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    Sarcastic Mommy‏ @sarcasticmommy4 7 Mar 2016

    I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

    6:18 AM - 7 Mar 2016
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    • M4t7theNinja Bridget Lee Uleto Olando Fuentes My Life As Lucille Beliy Crystal Fincher Mombrained Kristen Dailey Life of ME
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      2. Bubs... 🚀 🌴 ☀️‏ @bubs270 7 Mar 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @sarcasticmommy4 maybe you can get meds for that

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      3. Sarcastic Mommy‏ @sarcasticmommy4 7 Mar 2016
        Replying to @bubs270

        @bubs270 Yeah, it's called wine. 🍷

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. Bubs... 🚀 🌴 ☀️‏ @bubs270 7 Mar 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @sarcasticmommy4 they have stronger drinks during flare ups also, hard liquor 🍹

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Alison Book‏ @AlisonBook 9 Mar 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @sarcasticmommy4 @ddsmidt the only cure is.. do the time... eventually they leave home!!

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. E Funny‏ @Areyoutryingtob 9 Mar 2016
        Replying to @AlisonBook

        @AlisonBook @sarcasticmommy4 @ddsmidt When? When? When do they leave home? I have four not children anymores at home. Please tell me when...

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Alison Book‏ @AlisonBook 9 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Areyoutryingtob

        @Areyoutryingtob @sarcasticmommy4 @ddsmidt stop feedin em.. charge a LOT in rent... er.. this needs some thinking..!

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      2. Linda Scholl‏ @SchollLinda 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @redbird2fly They just Showed up??? Trade 'em in for Dogs!!🐶

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. wings‏ @redbird2fly 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @SchollLinda @sarcasticmommy4

        They're a safer bet. Certainly more allegiance and smarter!

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Richard Rhodes‏ @poppaboo 14 Dec 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        pic.twitter.com/A7uXLoiCyP

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      1. Australian Artbook Robot  🤖‏ @ERN_Malleyscrub 16 Nov 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @SarahMJade Science has theories about what causes kids. Something about sex? I have doubts. Who does that? Pregnancy? Odd.

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      2. carole conrad‏ @CaroleCasuco 20 May 2017
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4 @TucsonBlonde

        or 90 year old parents living with u

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      3. Spicer Facts‏ @Putin_TrumpUSA Jan 22
        Replying to @CaroleCasuco @sarcasticmommy4 @TucsonBlonde

        oooohhhhh... if you live to be 90, all is forgiven instantly in exchange for the hope you bring millions that 'yes we can live past 84'

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. wings‏ @redbird2fly 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4 @sissel9lw

        Same symptoms come up with me but just stuck w/Trump till this BS is over. IMPEACHMENT

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      2. Jason Summers‏ @jrsunshine333 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @jaquiroxlive I think just about every symptom will result in that diagnosis

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Jaqui Rox‏ @jaquiroxlive 10 Jul 2016
        Replying to @jrsunshine333 @sarcasticmommy4

        pretty much 😂

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      1. Patrick(Pat) L. Craig‏ @plc1790 Apr 4
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4 @godthewoman

        😂

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      1. Marie Cinolauro‏ @CinolauroMarie 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        very funny ! Love it 😄

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      1. Jeff Tehrani‏ @kitty4hawks 7 Mar 2016
        Replying to @sarcasticmommy4

        @sarcasticmommy4 @Ellierocks2013 have two glasses of wine and repeat until symptoms go away or turn 18.......lol

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