@sarcasticapple welcome back lovliest of all apples.
I wonder how many incorrectly used apostrophes could be avoided if people whose names end with S weren't allowed to own things.
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@EasilyTempted Aw thanks ET!
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@sarcasticapple Noooo!!! I like things! -
@jamesk It is for the greater good James, I'm sure you understand. -
@sarcasticapple *hugs his things close* *shivers*
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@sarcasticapple@RiverWilde I'm always looking for Robert's and Thomas' season tickets. Is that right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ithink we'll all agree with this one fir
@frsqz, right@harshayjha,@anexasajoop,@prtksxna! /@sarcasticappleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarcasticapple@JamesTurner37 That'll be in the next LibDem manifesto. -
@pcsavage@sarcasticapple : Yes, but NO-ONE takes Lib manifestos seriously, so it's not at all the same. -
@JamesTurner37@sarcasticapple But maybe they'll "pledge" to vote for it?
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@sarcasticapple@Henry_Leon that is the most British tweet I have ever read in my life. Still laughing. - End of conversation
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@sarcasticapple@tdawks Reminds me of my favourite Lynn Truss moment: and of course an exception is always made for Jesus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarcasticapple@editorsonja If only ISIS had a more grammatically based agenda.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarcasticapple@Kel_Bo - maybe you should suggest it to the Tories. They might adopt it as a policy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarcasticapple@MargoJMilne Try being called Chris Rawlins. It's always been a nightmare.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarcasticapple@JRhodesPianist I always follow Mr Rhodes'es' retweetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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