Just woke up from a nightmare where I had a huge third nilpple in the middle of my chest and then I got a tattoo around it so it looked like it was the nose of bozo the clown 😵
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I literally don’t know what y’all are on that guy from the bear and shameless is not hot imo
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Now that not doing my nails anymore I will be bringing a Carmela soprano reference to the salon
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It’s giving…… tuesday
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Obsessed w looking at old pics of Mac and Ariana
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If you saw me pick me wedgie on silverlake reservoir today no ya didn’t
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Lol men are so predictable- the amount of guy friends who have ghosted me since they found out I’m actually serious about Al is so disappointing
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No I haven’t made any new friends in LA yet I’m still on Fb marketplace
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Floyd will really make the ugliest couch you’ve ever seen and then sell it for $4000
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Sooo is Madonna gay or ???
I’ve been having one croissant a day lately n I’m loving it oui oui bitches
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U fukIn KNOW Nick and Vanessa lackey are legally separated
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Starting love is blind szn 3 let’s goooo
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Al spent like two hours installing shelves and then we put stuff on em and they all fell down lmao
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I feel like my left boob is 2x bigger than my right rn
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Waiting for Alex to leave the house so I can listen to LDR
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Can’t wait to get paid tom so I can buy the platform uggs
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Now that I’m ovulating again I am so fucking hungry all the time
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Why are mf at ikea looking at me like they’ve never seen a woman with a lil pooch bearing midriff before
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Omg addicted to Fb marketplace again lmao help
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It’s only 11am and I’ve already cried bc a man went over me to ask my manager a question about work I spent hours on 😃
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Should a only had three gin drinks last night not 4 😵
Ok maybe hot take but I liked don’t worry darling ?? I feel like the rzn why so many ppl didn’t like it is bc a) it COMES for white male fragility and b) ppl are afraid of the Metaverse / VR and don’t wanna believe that in a few years (or maybe already)shit like that will b poss
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Me and Al are so lucky that we brought flash flooding to LA
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Why is it so hard not to spend $100
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Yooo what is up w the ppl in big bear do they lace the water w coke or something ? Alex said it’s just bc ppl aren’t as depressed here but I’m not buying it
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Meryl put her whole Streep-ussy into her “winner takes it all” performance in mama Mia
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Ate this whole shrimp cocktail for luncho
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Mourning my fiddle leaf fig
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Enjoying a meal at the wagon wheel in tusayon, AZ
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Giving my chemical romance
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I know ppl are gonna say I’m weak but I’m thinking of bringing back my side part
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Albuquerque is so weird …. What is goin on here
Picture or my parents at Halloween party lmao
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Take me back to the rennasaince festival ….
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When u get engaged but can’t smile bc Botox
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