New episode of The BCC Club featuring comedian Ashley Gavin! This week weβre discussing lesbian TikTok drama β€οΈ
youtu.be/AjQMCXRpFGY
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New episode of The BCC club, this week weβre talking about Coachella and we interview someone whoβs been going since 1999 π
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Everyone who signs up for my giveaway will receive either a free sex toy or a gift card:
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Donβt put your pleasure on the back burner hun, get yourself aΒ πΆΒ vibrator!Β
bboutique.co/vibe/sarahscha
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Wait stoppppp π₯Ή
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what are jobs that people lump together because they have no idea what theyβre hiring for, like a social media manager is expected to be a copywriter, graphic designer, editor, and photographer
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Just realized I can attend any AA meeting in the world over zoom so I βvisitedβ Chicago last night and today Iβm going to London
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This couple did the age filter thing and Iβm gonna throw up!!! What is that??
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$8 for a Twitter account is funny if we started treating it like Netflix and multiple people shared a Twitter account. Someones tweets alternate between incredibly horny and encouraging Earth day quotes in the span of 25 seconds.
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new youtube video! let's build the Lego Rivendell set togetherrrr (pt. 1 ((it's a big guy lol)))
youtu.be/HkvOTJzLh7k
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I guess own a trans woman by an accidental display of allyship
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I am having what some in my community would call a body-scorching, burning desire. So I found a meeting at 6:15 but in the meantime Iβm gonna lay in the sun on my driveway
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so did you get the bikini?
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I actually canβt wrap my mind around this
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This is absolutely INSANE holy mother of god
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new episode of The BCC Club! This week weβre discussing the ban of TikTok and we interview a *real*, live senator π
youtu.be/TtiaCj1YGvc
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waiting to see if a girl picked up my Sephora Instacart order with the same nervous energy as a med student waiting to match into their program of choice
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I need an hour long compilation video of female rage scenes from movies so I can listen while I do laundry
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VCG was nominated for Best Live Podcast Recording at the Webbyβs! Yβall should go vote for it β€οΈ
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/
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pulling over for an ice cream truck like itβs an ambulance with their siren on
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Iβm less embarrassed when I tell people Iβm farting than when Iβm just farting and trying to hide it. Itβs like Iβm in on the joke
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I think itβd be a super cute thing to start at comedy clubs where they put up a cork board for comics where you write down jokes you couldnβt work out and another comic can take it and see if they can make it work. Like take a joke, leave a joke.
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Gotta be embarrassing to realize people you see as your ideological enemies have no idea who you are.
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I genuinely donβt understand why society doesnβt have more sympathy to addicts when itβs a common theme to talk about how youβre averaging 8+ hours of screen time on your phone everyday. Feels impossible to put it down or cut back? Yeahhhhhh
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New episode of The BCC Club! This week we're taking a trip with the reborn doll community β€οΈπΆ
youtu.be/nZQhdIeDqbs
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itβs so humiliating to make a reservation and show up to a restaurant thats nearly empty. Iβm surprised the hostess doesnβt point and laugh when I walk thru the door
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Itβs also a symptom of carbon monoxide poisoning so try opening a window too
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an impending sense of doom can be a side effect of low blood sugar so maybe try eating a cookie before facing the horrors this world has to offer
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The level of organization swifties have is incredible, my entire FYP is the Eraβs tour and concert goers documenting their vantage points in different stadiums, tips for standing long hours, entire spreadsheets dedicated to set list, outfit hacks. I want yβall to run my life
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I imagine her sleeping in a cat bed under her desk and sheβs clawing at the door from 6:30-7 waiting for the janitor to give her kibble in a bowl
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all I need to do is get kicked in the head by a horse then Iβll be ready
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Last night was so fun!! I have another show coming up thatβs all about fun little nasty lesbian stories and you gays should come π
eventbrite.com/e/naughty-lyin
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I canβt stand when people are mean to those little food delivery robots. Stop harassing Franklin, heβs got a bot family to feed!
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New episode of The BCC Club! Come play god with us as we discuss whoβs the asshole! β€οΈ
youtu.be/BDYRTWSB4Dw
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something I do miss about old comedy movies and tv shows is the random use of a flailing set of knockers, boobies can be so funny
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