Sarah Weyand

@sarahmweyand

Lover of pop culture. Real Housewives enthusiast. Protector of . Just trying to live like a poor with CZs and pink André.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Join 's Greg Matusky & our expert panel on 6/20 to learn best practices for a cyber breach response.

    22 retweets 15 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Say what u want about Putin but if this was a Real Housewives reunion he would have secured himself another season

    Megyn Kelly: Did you rig the election? Putin: "You people are so creative over there. Good job. Your lives must be boring."
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  3. Jun 1

    day tmrw. ☀️ & : please send a proper photo at your convenience. 😎

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  4. Retweeted
    May 25

    "Swish Swish" (Not Well, Bitch) - Katy Perry ft. Dorinda Medley

    68 replies 408 retweets 1,131 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 24

    "I can't believe he's my father." "I can't believe he's my husband." "I like bacon!" "Jesus. This guy."

    52 replies 864 retweets 2,782 likes
  6. May 15

    If this isn't me....

    FRIEND: Want to do Escape the Room? ME: Dude like 90% of my life is me trying to figure out how to get out of places I don't want to be
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    May 11

    How widespread it is the opioid epidemic? This is a full-page ad in a cooking magazine.

    93 replies 332 retweets 691 likes
  8. May 2

    . You should do this.

    I screamed Kelly Dodd quotes on the answering machine of a Congressman today and it felt so cathartic.
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    Apr 24

    To mark Trump's 100 Days (yes, it's like dog years), CNN is putting on prime time. Getting ready to go on w/nocturnal .

    113 replies 331 retweets 2,365 likes
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    Apr 21

    ✨some personal news✨ thrilled to announce i'm expecting to be in bed by 9pm tonight

    7 replies 77 retweets 685 likes
  11. Apr 19

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    if twitter this past week was a person here he is

    328 replies 22,913 retweets 42,401 likes
  13. Apr 12

    😒🙄

    Trump: NATO is 'no longer obsolete' - reports
  14. Apr 12

    😮😐😑

    Well this is horrifying.
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    2017 is a physical reenactment of the internet.

    5 replies 99 retweets 274 likes
  16. Apr 11

    Y'all! 😦😍

    Replying to @TheEllenShow
    I've got nothin but love for you boo. Next time jump on a GROOVE ride so we can dance together!
  17. Apr 11

    me.

    0:05
    Wearing my pal today for hair
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  18. Apr 10

    . today- continuing to be one of my top five favorite humans.

    CEO of says "I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers."
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    Apr 7

    When I realize how much longer I have to stay at work .

    1 retweet 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    we are all Ivanka's neighbor, real life Lucille Bluth, who put on a full length fur coat in 55 deg weather to sip wine and watch the madness

    Hundreds of protesters descend on Ivanka's $5 million DC home (well, she is part of the administration) while neighbor watches in delight.
    1 reply 28 retweets 44 likes

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