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I write stuff, mom it up big time, and edit

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 3

    I wrote a piece about what Lord & Taylor meant to moms and grandmas and girlfriends. It's a little bit nostalgic and a little bit Marxist.

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  2. 12 minutes ago

    Absolute garbage of a system we have.

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  3. 14 minutes ago

    Heartbreaking.

    The pro-life Supreme Court of the United States, everyone.
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  4. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    House Dems should refuse to seat the 106 House Republicans who tried to overturn the results of the 2020 election

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  5. Retweeted
    Dec 9

    Approximately every 6 weeks a new article comes out about how parents are absolutely screwed and the bottom has dropped out and all hope is lost and women specifically are being dehydrated into fruit leather versions of themselves and there continues to be zero political urgency

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  6. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    3yo just hit me w this festive 2020 joke: - Knock knock - Who’s there? - Jingle bells - Jingle bells who? - LEAVE ME ALONE

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  7. 12 hours ago

    Please let Evermore be a Lord of the Rings as interpreted by Led Zeppelin tribute album

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  8. 12 hours ago

    Hell might be it's always winter and you always have to find all your family members' hats and gloves and you always have five minutes to leave the house...

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  9. Retweeted
    Dec 9

    just a reminder that the holidays are a really rough time for postal workers and now is a great time to show them how much they are appreciated! feel free to use this site as a resource for a care package or a christmas gift. (should be worth $20 or less)

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  10. Retweeted
    Dec 9

    Republicans really just want a strongman to make democracy go away and enshrine rural white evangelical apartheid power forever by fiat.

    Seventeen states filed a brief in the Supreme Court just now in support of Texas' request that the justices throw out the results of the presidential election in four other states that didn't support President Trump.
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  11. Dec 9

    Gonna be real: the campaign went well enough and the victory was so satisfying that I forgot for a minute we were getting... Joe Biden.

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  12. Retweeted
    Dec 8

    In the first 100 days, millions will be evicted from their homes owing thousands in debt. This will disrupt everything else, including any plans for schools & businesses reopening & any efforts to get pandemic under control. There’s still no mention of any plan to address this.

    Today, I'm announcing key COVID-19 priorities for the first 100 days of my administration: - Everyone wears a mask - 100 million vaccinations - Reopen the majority of schools With these steps, we can change the course of the disease and change life in America for the better.
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  13. Retweeted
    Dec 9

    i enjoyed chatting with Stuart Murdoch about Belle and Sebastian's touring history, from early disasters to triumphant reinventions

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  14. Dec 8

    Ho ho ho, Happy Hanukkah!

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  15. Dec 8

    Here's my contrarian Jewish take: Wish me a Happy Hanukkah all month, send me presents, feed me donuts! Life sucks for everyone rn, who cares if it's an extremely minor holiday with a fucked up moral message, let's do this shit!

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  16. Retweeted
    Dec 8

    I really truly do not believe most Americans are at all prepared for how broken the country is, and that's on the media that's spent four years obsessing over Trump voters in diners rather than explaining what's actually been going on.

    NEW: The Inaugural Committee fails to pass simple resolution essentially acknowledging Biden as president-elect after all Republicans opposed. Hoyer offered the resolution, which failed 3-3. Other committee members are Pelosi, McConnell, McCarthy, Blunt and Klobuchar
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  17. Dec 8

    At what point in quarantine am I allowed to introduce my very young kids to the complete works of Jane Austen on film as the entirety of our winter educational curriculum?

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  18. Retweeted
    Dec 7

    It pains me to write this, but I believe we should close indoor dining, bars, gyms, & look at maybe limiting time & capacity in retail in NYC now. The numbers I have seen recently show that our R nought (the rate at which COVID spreads) has crept up in recent weeks 1/

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  19. Retweeted
    Dec 7

    Rebekah is the Data Scientist who was fired by the State of Florida because she was a whistle blower on the States efforts to fudge and coverup COVID19 data in Florida. Today the police raided her house.

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    1/ There will be no update today. At 8:30 am this morning, state police came into my house and took all my hardware and tech. They were serving a warrant on my computer after DOH filed a complaint. They pointed a gun in my face. They pointed guns at my kids..
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  20. Dec 7

    If you're ordering delivery in NYC (or anywhere) right you you need to be 1-tipping a huge amount, like much more than you think is "generous" and 2- supporting these efforts.

    Indigenous Guatemalan & Mexican workers are keeping NYers fed during this pandemic. They need fair wages, bathroom access, safety, to be treated with respect. “The city keeps saying we’re essential workers, and we want them to act like it and protect us.”
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  21. Retweeted
    Dec 7

    It's okay to miss lipstick, and whatever little rituals of life before quarantine kept you sane.

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