I’ve just watched my boyfriend eat an enormous cupcake in approximately 30 seconds which, after the first bite, he initially said “I don’t like it”
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He just ate half a candy cane and stopped me to point out that it now looks like a J for Jamie. And I’m like.....you didn’t need to eat any of it to look like a fucking J
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I’m now being forced to play Fuck Marry Kill with Harry Potter characters. Hagrid, Quirrell and Mad-Eye Moody. how do I escape this hell
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Replying to @sarahmanavis
Kill Quirrell, fuck Mad-Eye, marry Hagrid, this isn't even hard
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