This is my favourite genre of Onion story:https://local.theonion.com/everyone-in-coffee-shop-can-tell-trainee-a-goner-1819578549 …
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A personal fave https://local.theonion.com/man-puts-glass-of-water-on-bedside-table-in-case-he-nee-1819575530 …
4:44 AM - 13 Nov 2017
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