Broke: When I open my wallet, I have a XXL condom peaking out
Woke: When I open my bag, I have my 5mg Diazepam pack peaking out 
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i find 11pm on a friday works better for wringing maximum shitposting pity favs
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I'm just looking to clear out that draft folder over a g&t my friend
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