Within two minutes, a man on my train has gone from asking a Chinese woman out for dinner to asking her if she can remember Tiananmen Square
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He's divorcing his wife apparently, but the good news for her is that he's open to fucking in the future
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He's guessing the woman's age now. He won't stop screaming 42. She is not participating
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I'm glad you're all really enjoying this thread
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Apparently, his wife Elizabeth couldn't take a joke. Even when he would call her hilarious stuff, like Eliza-bitch
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I'm honestly not making this up, the woman asked him what his hobbies were and he literally said "fighting the Polish"
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