As mentioned here is my dog, Martha, pacing around crying over a chew, too paralysed by fear to try to get it. This is my life now. Sound onpic.twitter.com/pWxaUmUlEM
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can't believe they let me post "i miss my mommy" in the new statesman
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Also I really do hate this cat https://www.newstatesman.com/2020/04/i-m-lockdown-rural-scotland-my-laws-three-dogs-and-cat-who-my-nemesis …pic.twitter.com/g6z5FAVaZz
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Lol I’m honestly so surprised anyone has actually read this piece, but you can also read it in print! Get it with your weekly shop or, better yet, subscribe https://www.newstatesman.com/2020/04/i-m-lockdown-rural-scotland-my-laws-three-dogs-and-cat-who-my-nemesis …pic.twitter.com/iMEfOxvrkO
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It looks a bit like your dogs in the pic are your partner’s parents
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AKLSDJHFASKJFH PLEEEEEEEASE
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really enjoy how it sounds like next week you'll be locked down with Tracey Thorn
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oh my FUCKING god akjlshdkjafh i just choked on my coffee
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Sarah this was so great

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aw man thanks!!!
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