Sarah ManavisVerified account

I love how men on Twitter are constantly roaming the halls thinking, "does a woman who is tweeting need my performance review?"

"Somewhere there is a woman who appears to be unaware of what I, a man with a Twitter account, thinks of her. Surely this cannot be allowed."

Every tweet by a woman will be scrutinized closely for: Agreement with any man's personal opinions Grammar (must be MLA/AP style in every tweet) Pacing (is she tweeting at the speed and frequency a man would prefer) Looks, which will count for 5/10 of the score

It is stipulated within the Male Rules of Social Media Engagement that if a man disagrees with a woman's tweet, his recourse will be: --To comment on her grammar --To comment on her looks All such responses must be ~both~ unsolicited and unwelcome to be contractually valid.

If it's not clear: Clean up your acts, boys, I'm sick to death of you.

Men on Twitter are cops.