I could be living in Dayton Ohio, owning my own home, with plenty of disposable income and not a care in the world. But instead I know who Tom Watson is
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he's also No.9 in the bestseller lists this week with his dieting book! a man of many talents
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Pivot to the Danielle Steel churn lifestyle
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Now I can’t get this out of my head, Sarah, thanks a LOTpic.twitter.com/6fMpfNhSfe
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If the protagonist isn't some thinly-veiled author surrogate named Wyatt Thompson who saves the day through bulletproof coffee and press regulation then I'm demanding a refund
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His Christmas card to labour secretaries this year had an advert for his diet book on the back.
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respect the grind
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No, no, ..., just living in the humdrum dystopia that our finest writers nearly predicted
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The allegations that Watson attempted to undermine the Labour leadership is clearly untrue; he didn't have the time with all the books he's churning out.
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