Like the dude who tweeted this I must make it clear that I went to a public school (as in state school in UK terms) and abstinence was part of the state government curriculum. We got taught it twice in 3 years 
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I was about to quote tweet this saying we got a card like this too, then noticed the Dayton Ohio address and realised it was this EXACT ONEhttps://twitter.com/AndrewBellinger/status/1208479240255164417 …
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And props to my mom who made me throw this out
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So this is 100% legit?
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My mom made me throw it out lol
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under the eyes of god, I am horny only for fresh dominoes pizza
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wait was this like a lifetime virgin pizza deal? or like one time only on your wedding night????
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It says ‘Offer expires 08/31/2008’. I’d like to think the expiry date is chosen based on a cursory look at the recipient and an estimation of how long they would stick to the pledge.
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Did you claim your pizza
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