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Fucken fuming. I was randomly near a Whole Foods after work and I excitedly picked up some fancy on-sale olives, thinking they were the normal mixed deal. They’re coated in syrup. Literally sweet like candy. Caramel then olive. Murder mepic.twitter.com/s43Yerp3T3
“Why didn’t you check the label” I hear you say. THEYRE FUCKING OLIVES. THEY LOOK LIKE NORMAL OLIVES. I honestly think if I’d seen the label I just would have thought it was “sweet” in the context of how an olive tastes. Not like they were dipped in chocolate fucking sauce
Yeah I got a blue tick today and this is what I’m doing with it. Angry olive shitposting on a Friday evening. This is setting the tone for the rest of my tweets from here on out
It is me I’m actually mad I paid real money for these
I’m so baffled by that ingredients list ??? cranberries, orange rind, lemon rind ??? this looks like the ingredients for a christmas cake not an olive mix ???
It’s fucking vile. Sugar the third ingredient......sends a shiver down my spine
This would make me angry af too. Solidarity in these sweet times
Bleuuuuuuugh 
I want a blue tick hat I don’t want to have to rinse olives to get there
Was meant to say but - I’ll take a hat anyway
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