a friend sent it to me so it's sadly not as guerilla as i'd like to take credit for
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Good grief.
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Every time I get hayfever I tell the trees to stop having sex.
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They never listen.
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Years ago I wrote this: pink blossom carpet plant sex organs crushed in sheets spring smell; trees fucking
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There are loads of reasons to ban private schools, this encapsulates almost all of them
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I simply love to wander through fields, inhaling tree and flower sperm
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