I just went to go smooch my boyfriend and say thanks for looking after me while I’m sick, but then proceeded to (accidentally) pour my boiling hot drink all over him
-
I would feel bad if almost exactly one year ago he came to bed after I was already asleep and, while reaching for the lamp, knocked an entire glass of water directly onto my sleeping head
I realise I fucked up the grammar on this but you get the point. He waterboarded me in my sleep
