I just went to go smooch my boyfriend and say thanks for looking after me while I’m sick, but then proceeded to (accidentally) pour my boiling hot drink all over him
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the last two times i've seen my boyfriend i have shown my love by giving him terrible flu
I would feel bad if almost exactly one year ago he came to bed after I was already asleep and, while reaching for the lamp, knocked an entire glass of water directly onto my sleeping head
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I realise I fucked up the grammar on this but you get the point. He waterboarded me in my sleep
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i chortled at that this is why i have bottles of water or cups with lids
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