Spend the morning cleaning the flat for my mother to come in and criticise it extensively for half an hour 

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Spend the morning cleaning the flat for my mother to come in and criticise it extensively for half an hour 

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She has left me a long message of everything that is wrong with the flat and what I need to do to improve it because "people notice these things". No mother, not people: you. 

Amazingly the flat isn't showhome quality anymore because I exist and live in it. Apparently it's now "shabby" because I don't spend every waking hour hoovering. I mean, if she wants to pay me my wage I will quit my job and hoover all day long
Omg TERRIBLE this flat is gorgeous, that’s awful
Literally my hoover ran out of charge before I could do the bedroom before she arrived and I got the longest WhatsApp about it and how it's damaging my health and that my friend's will judge me for it 


....möther.....find thy chill
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