Spend the morning cleaning the flat for my mother to come in and criticise it extensively for half an hour 
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Amazingly the flat isn't showhome quality anymore because I exist and live in it. Apparently it's now "shabby" because I don't spend every waking hour hoovering. I mean, if she wants to pay me my wage I will quit my job and hoover all day long
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Literally my hoover ran out of charge before I could do the bedroom before she arrived and I got the longest WhatsApp about it and how it's damaging my health and that my friend's will judge me for it
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....möther.....find thy chill
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