Imagine how many sweaty asses and spilled drinks are going to touch this tube of plastichttps://twitter.com/edinspotlight/status/1024242745907527681 …
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A pal's ex-wife was a nurse who was working in Cazh in Ediburgh one day when a youth came in wut had gone down a flume belly first and snipped a nipple off in a crack in the plastic I still wince whenever I think of that
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Always flume on yer back kids - his eldest with his new wife is 20 now, so that's how long the searing lasts - you might forget this tweet after a quarter of century if you are lucky :-(
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