sarah miller

@sarahlovescali

Writer. Fiction. Non-Fiction. Copy. Talented Cartoonist.

Nevada City, CA
Joined September 2009

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    What Merle thinks of the word utilize

  2. Was not aware that my expectations in life had fallen to the point where having whole co-working space to myself feels like day at spa

  3. Hi can someone please tell me a popular tourist attraction in Paris that you'd take the RER to

  4. I am going to write a first person piece seeing if this is true who wants it

  5. Omg is on vaca

  6. My friend on The Shallows: It sucked me: Why My friend: I just wanted to see a shark eat people

  7. I love orange is the new black so much if I had to write about it I would say "it is so good the end"

  8. I have lived in Northern California for seven years now pls send sarcasm meter

  9. i love laura prepon i don't care that she's a scientologist she is perfect

  10. 😢 Via : A Toast To The Toast, The Site That Was Just For You. Yes, Even You

  11. Fan of yours in general but seems like this makes no sense and I cite as proof, I don't know, ALL PORN?

  12. you know what I have figured out - and this is really amazing - you can't have everything

  13. sarah miller followed , , and 9 others
  14. for & Gwyneth Paltrow "most hated"- if you are 30-40ish white woman you're probs JUST LIKE HER

  15. I am writing an article about ham and I have used 1000 ham puns and I am PUTTING IN MORE.

  16. Delightful morning with and finally the magnificent on Miss Havisham

  17. Despite promises, the White House continues to withhold the number of civilians killed by drones.

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