MCV 30 Under 30 2021 
What is so bad about Oatmeal Raisin cookies?? Your fear of raisins is a weakness!!!
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I fear no raisin that announces itself boldly in the light of day and says “Hark! I am a raisin, and that’s all I want to be.” But the raisin that uses cowardly guile to imitate a perfectly good chocolate chunk is my enemy and nothing less. (Forgive me, it’s early)
(My head canon is that everyone who fears raisiny baked goods once bit into an oatmeal cookie thinking it was chocolate and was traumatised by the slimy, fruity reality that lay therein)
