SJ Longthorne

I sat that one out but sufficient to say my sister ended up dead in a ditch. Every time I see her in my family tree I wonder how she thought that was a good idea.

Later I allied with the queen of England against the queen of Scotland. At the same time I was romancing her so I could marry her into my family to get her titles because I didn't feel like waging war against her over that much land

We crushed scotland and once she became my soul mate I schemed to have her husband murdered(95%), which was easy thanks to Muzzrafdin my councilor with 20 something intrigue whom I captured earlier in Jerusalem. He needed some convincing but we became good friends.

Then I married the queen, we had a bunch of kids. I died of old age. My son I had with her took over. ThenbI tried to murder some of my half brothers who were in line for the title before me. But my mother found out.

Eventually she died, but I didnt get the title. Then I somehow made my sister queen of England when I tried to help her with a claim on Kent. So then I had to declare war against her and then I became king of England. Too bad I had the biggest uprising ever soon after...

Sorry for the wall

Omg the uprisings are lethal. That was how I went from Emperor to Duke — all my vassals turned against me, and AT THE SAME TIME both France and Germany laid claim to my title AND we were all summoned on a crusade. No levies, no available allies — no chance.

Highlight though was when my first Emperor died and I played as his heir, Queen Alix of Scotland. Everyone hated her and did everything in their power to bring her down, and she spent literally fifty years of her life at war trying to win her father’s title back.