SJ Longthorne

I was king of Scotland, somehow managed to become emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, then screwed myself by founding the British Empire. Now I am nought but a humble duke. Wild.

I was king of Ireland, the pope asked me to participate in a crusade against Jerusalem. We won and my sister was made queen of Jerusalem. I figured she'd do fine but then she married and converted to Islam. A bit later the pope requested another war against Jerusalem...

I sat that one out but sufficient to say my sister ended up dead in a ditch. Every time I see her in my family tree I wonder how she thought that was a good idea.

Later I allied with the queen of England against the queen of Scotland. At the same time I was romancing her so I could marry her into my family to get her titles because I didn't feel like waging war against her over that much land

We crushed scotland and once she became my soul mate I schemed to have her husband murdered(95%), which was easy thanks to Muzzrafdin my councilor with 20 something intrigue whom I captured earlier in Jerusalem. He needed some convincing but we became good friends.

Then I married the queen, we had a bunch of kids. I died of old age. My son I had with her took over. ThenbI tried to murder some of my half brothers who were in line for the title before me. But my mother found out.

Eventually she died, but I didnt get the title. Then I somehow made my sister queen of England when I tried to help her with a claim on Kent. So then I had to declare war against her and then I became king of England. Too bad I had the biggest uprising ever soon after...