SJ Longthorne

I was king of Scotland, somehow managed to become emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, then screwed myself by founding the British Empire. Now I am nought but a humble duke. Wild.

I was king of Ireland, the pope asked me to participate in a crusade against Jerusalem. We won and my sister was made queen of Jerusalem. I figured she'd do fine but then she married and converted to Islam. A bit later the pope requested another war against Jerusalem...

I sat that one out but sufficient to say my sister ended up dead in a ditch. Every time I see her in my family tree I wonder how she thought that was a good idea.

Later I allied with the queen of England against the queen of Scotland. At the same time I was romancing her so I could marry her into my family to get her titles because I didn't feel like waging war against her over that much land

We crushed scotland and once she became my soul mate I schemed to have her husband murdered(95%), which was easy thanks to Muzzrafdin my councilor with 20 something intrigue whom I captured earlier in Jerusalem. He needed some convincing but we became good friends.

Then I married the queen, we had a bunch of kids. I died of old age. My son I had with her took over. ThenbI tried to murder some of my half brothers who were in line for the title before me. But my mother found out.