SJ Longthorne

THIS IS FUN. Two truths and a lie: 1. I was on a gifted and talented list for English. 2. The first story that got me recognised by my teachers was about a lizard falling in love with the sun. 3. I once drew buttons on my school jumper cos I was jealous of the kids in cardigans.https://twitter.com/BeigeGirl/status/1256486130960261121 …

See all are believable. 1- well obvs 2- velociraptor princesses may have inspired this but very you and 3 is just a common sense fashion move. I want to say 3 though because I think it was more likely you coloured your legs in to make it look like you were wearing tights...

*negative beeping*

(I totally would have done something like colour my legs in, however that would have taken a lot of time and if there's one thing I also am it's lazy)

Right then it's the lizard being in love with the sun. It's some nuance. Like a Magpie being obsessed with Hello magazine.

You are so much better at this than I am!