SJ Longthorne

9. Growing up, my dad would fashion my duvets into mountain ranges and set me up with all my dinosaur toys to get me started on the epic adventures which would keep me entertained for hours.

10. I first realised I was okay at creative writing in year three when my teacher told the class that I'd got the highest mark for my story about a lizard who fell in love with the sun. I actually looked behind me, thinking she was speaking to somebody else.

11. I didn't go to the majority of my uni lectures because I was so insecure about my body.

12. I didn't think I was smart enough to go to uni, so my plan for several months was to try and be one of those people who sells fruit on the beach in Mexico.

13. I used to bring in presents for other kids on my birthday, but we didn't have much money. One year, I bought everyone a bouncy ball. Some super-rich asshole girl sneered that it was a shit present and I should have got her something better, so now I don't do that anymore.

14. I had my first 'boyfriend' when I was nine. I brought a photo of him to school and got marshmallow on his nose, and for Christmas I bought him a portable fan. For Valentines, he drew an eye, a heart and a German U-Boat in my card.

15. After my first interview with Sumo, I emailed recruitment and tried to withdraw from the process because I thought I wasn't good enough. She was like 'Um, they wanted another interview???' and I very quickly replied 'FORGET I SAID ANYTHING'. (paraphrased)

16. My mum's identical twin sister and I haven't spoken in years. She decided she didn't like me when I got sick in my teens and tried to make my mum chose her over me, after which they didn't talk for two years. It's really weird watching someone who looks like your mum say that