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3. My first CD was Craig David's 'Slicker Than Your Average'. Being a highly mature teen, I drew boobies and a willy on him and signed it with the name of our local priest.
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12. I didn't think I was smart enough to go to uni, so my plan for several months was to try and be one of those people who sells fruit on the beach in Mexico.
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13. I used to bring in presents for other kids on my birthday, but we didn't have much money. One year, I bought everyone a bouncy ball. Some super-rich asshole girl sneered that it was a shit present and I should have got her something better, so now I don't do that anymore.
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14. I had my first 'boyfriend' when I was nine. I brought a photo of him to school and got marshmallow on his nose, and for Christmas I bought him a portable fan. For Valentines, he drew an eye, a heart and a German U-Boat in my card.
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15. After my first interview with Sumo, I emailed recruitment and tried to withdraw from the process because I thought I wasn't good enough. She was like 'Um, they wanted another interview???' and I very quickly replied 'FORGET I SAID ANYTHING'. (paraphrased)
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16. My mum's identical twin sister and I haven't spoken in years. She decided she didn't like me when I got sick in my teens and tried to make my mum chose her over me, after which they didn't talk for two years. It's really weird watching someone who looks like your mum say that
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17. I used to go to a church where the dudes at the front would tell us how stupid evolution was, until I realised *they* were stupid
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18. The first piece of creative writing I wrote for a game was a short story in RuneScape about sentient spiders and the goddess Elidinis, which was entirely inspired by
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19. My family are called The Windy Wickeses because we all fart so much (Longthorne is my pen name). I, however, have perfected the art of the ninja fart.
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20. In my second year of uni, I learned not to trust guys who tell you "I'll be a gentleman, promise" after refusing to walk you home and insisting you crash at theirs
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21. I didn't really have any friends in primary school so I used to spend lunchtimes on my own pretending to be Aragorn, which was actually pretty awesome tbh
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22. I didn't say anything at the time, but I spent the whole first day of my recent holiday in hospital getting bloods taken etc after my lymph nodes swelled like marbles all the way up my neck and behind my ears.
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this is a true story one day I was invited to my friends birthday it was my mom best friend kid any way for some stupid reason I bought him Hotwheels car those small cars my 8-year-old me was so dumb every other kid got a better gift what did I do I took half of the cars
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