Letters to a new parent from the father of a nearly 3-year old: The backs of your kitchen chairs are going to be fucking disgusting. The kid is going to have all sorts of soft foods and miscellaneous oleaginous residue on their hands. Clean aggressively before it crusts over.
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Easier just to throw out the furniture, tbh
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one of my friends' children fell in a pile of human poop during a preschool outing to the park i could feel my ovaries shriveling up inside me then and there
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This is a very specific anxiety dream I have had
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i am so sorry to confirm that it is within the realm of possibility
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Oh, god. Well, pretty sure the sandbox in the old Union Sq playground in NYC was also a rat litterbox, so I can't really judge.
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