I like my vibrators like I like my men: with Bluetooth and WiFi disabled.
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downloading a zipfile from facebook containing a log of all "me time" from 2012-2017
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Jesus if I wanted to be connected all the time and have someone constantly taking note of my needs I'd date women
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The only smart wand I want is one that I can cast spells with
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i truly only trust my own hand
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Can we actually just stop with all this "smart" stuff in general? For the last time, LG - I don't want to tweet from my fucking washing machine.
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funny enough, I think a washing machine that texts/tweets/notifies/whatevers me when the load is finished would come in handy, as I can't hear the buzzer from the other side of the house where I am generally working
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That's an instance where it would be handy if it connected to WiFi. LG do actually over this service but you have to install their sucky data mining app that usually doesn't work
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Thanks! We're certainly trying. :D
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Please don't. Vibrators are some of my best friends around the house. They always crack me up with their one liners. "Shaken or stirred?" Gets me every time!
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A butt plug just “liked” a toaster’s tweet, and there are still people in the world who don’t understand how the internet has advanced humanity. Wake up people, the unborn are coming...and soon, if not already, we will be smarter than you. The Singularity is nigh.
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love that the related video below this article has a screencap of Elon Musk with a younger female reporter, and a big phallic rocket in between them
#HeavyMuskRocketpic.twitter.com/gdal8wZj3f
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But, but, social media integration. Automatically generated memorable tweets. Follower management. Impactful promotion. Self driving. Sex toys could be so much more.
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Dear God
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Can I connect it to facebook
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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