hair status: combover and bad mustache
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i'm gonna scrub back to see if i can find the moment
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oh my god this panel has sass i am so excited for monkey selfie
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sorry I meant Judge Smith looking at Judge Bea, they're SITTING OUT OF ORDER and i don't know the 9th cir judges by sight
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except kozinski, everyone knows kozinski by sight
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judges picked on other attorney for a little bit but much. first woman attorney up on the podium this morning. her hair is unobjectionable
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Judge Smith is so fucking grumpy this morning I am EXCITED to see how he handles a case about a monkey selfie
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either he's going to run out of steam before the last case (monkey selfie!) or he's going to flip the motherfucking table
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Attorney: Good morning, justices Judge Bea: No, no, it's judges. Because there's NO JUSTICE in the NINTH CIRCUIT
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Judge Smith: HAR HAR HAR LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HEARD IT
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*whole court laughs dutifully because they are circuit judges*
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MONKEY SELFIE IS COMINGGGGGG
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NARUTO V. SLATER IS ON, BITCHES
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MON-KEY SELF-IE
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Judge Bea very carefully enunciating Na-ru-to
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Bea: How is there an allegation in the complaint that PETA is a qualified next friend?
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Bea: No matter how committed and dedicated PETA is to animals in general...
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Bea: our circuit law says you must allege facts which show a significant relationship.
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Bea says only facts alleged in this vein is the relationship of primatologist Dr. Engelhardt who has studied Naruto since birth
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But "Engelhardt, for reasons unknown, is no longer an appellant."
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(The reason is that Engelhardt and PETA have had a falling-out.)
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Unfortunately the caselaw that the 9th Cir is pointing to with respect to next-friend is litigation around... GITMO detainees argh
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THIS IS VERY UNFORTUNATE
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Why haven't the judges just cited Cetacean v. Bush already
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Oh there we go. Smith now discussing Cetacean
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9th Circuit precedent that has the most amazing shade in the factual background section: http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-9th-circuit/1459189.html …pic.twitter.com/HDHOKWoVOh
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HOLY SHIT
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